There is no such thing as "selflessness" with this man. They've also been known to throw little toiletries and things for themselves into YOUR grocery cart and then walk away when it comes time to pay the cashier. They spend more time in the bathroom primping, plucking and pruning than any woman I've ever known. They tend to be vapid, dry, insipid and ineffectual or be the total opposite bubbly and personable...either way it's a turn-off because its a mask they use to hide their "fundamental freak" within. If you ask them to do something that they don't want to, it becomes a HUGE imposition and they try to play it off as though it isn't but it is SO apparent and they make their displeasure known to you..they wish to be rewarded for their forced efforts.So long as you're buying, he'll want the biggest, plushest, fastest, most expensive "WHATEVERTHEFUCK" known to man. Behind that closed door they're admiring themselves in the mirror (hide your hair products) or blowing up your crapper so when you go to use it, there won't be any toilet paper left. If they have an animal, they will claim it means 'the world' to him but he does little or nothing to maintain the health and well being of that animal. Their jokes tend to be not funny to anyone but themselves..it's usually on YOU! They honestly feel they have the authority to dispense advice like skittles when they can barely manage to keep their own **** together. But goddamit, if they need YOU to be somewhere to do something for them, you better ******* be there! I have found that many Leo men are absolute "Momma's Boys" and will proudly admit it because chances are, they're still living at home : ) 16.Then, it's balls to the walls with text messages, phone calls and pleas for forgiveness. Cold, heartless bastards who'll ride your coat tails until they're caught with their pants down. ], quickly change the subject or completely ignore you. It's never a good time to talk about anything remotely important because, well to be completely honest, you really aren't that important sweety.
WTH, as far as he's concerned the party doesn't start until he arrives anyway. The only thing he'll know about you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, is your biorhythm. Expounding on #42, don't try to call him out on his lie because he will surely convince even himself, that what he just told you was the absolute truth.
He'll have you clocked within hours, then conveniently skulk away once you start. He doesn't put much effort into your relationship until you decide you've had enough and begin to walk. To further insult your intelligence, he will GASLIGHT you into believing that you are bat **** crazy for even entertaining such a concept and whine about how you have such little "TRUST" in him **creeps off to the bathroom with cell phone** Ask him a direct question and he'll undoubtedly play stupid [Huh...what?
Few are able to live alone for any substantial amount of time and will cling to any unsuspecting woman who happens to glace in their direction.
One lover will never be enough to satisfy this man who constantly looks over the fence and beyond for greener pastures. Uhh...before you hand over your house key, once he's wormed his way into your life BUT GOOD, he will literally "seize" any sense of asylum you've sought to preserve in your humble dwelling.
This is especially true if he doesn't really love you. Do question missing articles of clothing, tools and such. Inevitably, he will screw up with your family and he shall forever be disliked by them. They emulate their environment in a desperate effort to 'fit in'..of the way a chameleon changes color to blend into their surroundings. With his this being said, their desperately fragile little hearts will hang in HIS balance as they plead for clarification..the way he likes it. You could be telling him the most compelling story about something and he'll continue to surf the internet and text people until you shut up. He called you "beautiful" Don't think for a moment you're special. Everything you're talking about, at any given time, MUST be about him.
This scatterbrain has a habit of leaving his **** at the homes of his concubines. Must be the center of attention at all times, so get out of the way...you're casting a shadow on his stage. He calls them all "beautiful" so as to avoid confusion with names. If you're on the phone and he's in the same room with you, you're obviously talking about him. Like cops, they never seem to be around when you need them most and when they are, they aren't much help to you anyway.. They are easily bored with repetition/normalcy, which to them, symbolizes a form of imprisonment or stagnancy. You try your best to sift the truth out of the crap he just told you because buried deep within the catacombs, lies a half-truth.Until you prove to serve a purpose to him, he'll be MIA. They fundamentally lack the patience, compassion and empathy required to be supportive during a crisis when it concerns you. If you have children, whether his or yours from a previous relationship, he will expect you to put his needs first above theirs. As fathers, they're either "all over the place" in every aspect of their parenting style, "absent", or a delightful combination of both. Everything is always everybody elses fault and they throw frequent pity parties for themselves so, you better be there with bells on because you'll surely become the object of ridicule. We'll call it "Fantasy Phone": Let's make his friends believe you're fighting with him on the phone so they'll think you're a complete *******.Their take on this is, "I don't have time for this ****" or "I can't be around unhappy people" So I suggest you put on your "*******" lipstick and be ready to please him with a gracious smile on your face because that's the ONLY way he wants to see you. Meanwhile, he pretends to defend himself against your "imaginary argument", all the while shouting at you through the phone, "Calm down babe.When you don't hear from him for a while, he's acting out his scheme. He'll formulate an elaborate scenario in his mind as to why things are the way they appear at that particular moment, and accuse you of being a liar when he confronts you about it and you tell him the truth.Explaining yourself before he has a chance to bring it up only intensifies his suspicions so believe me, don't bother.sed upon my own experiences, perceptions and observations of Leo men throughout my life..a bit of a humorous Scorpio twist.